What Your Favorite Disney Movie Says About You*

*Probably. I mean, I’m not Psychic.

 

Sleeping Beauty: You’ve heard of “affirmative, enthusiastic consent,” but you’re not sure what it means.

 

The Little Mermaid: You say you’re a “collector,” but Ariel just made you feel okay about being a hoarder.

 

Beauty and the Beast: You got bullied for reading once and feel like you look good in blue.

 

Alice in Wonderland: You need help.

 

Aladdin: You have had uncomfortable feelings for at least one character in this film.

 

Tangled: You seem alright.

 

Hercules: You had a crush on Meg. Or maybe it was Phil. One of the two.

 

Mulan: You imagine your life in training/study montages more often than might be considered healthy.

 

The Lion King: You tried to live a “Hakuna Matata” lifestyle for all of five minutes until the anxiety set in, but you still like the song.

 

The Princess and The Frog: You’ve never kissed a frog, but you HAVE weighed the odds of it being magical more than once.

 

Frozen: You’re too young to drive.

 

Frozen II: You’re too young to know better.

 

Wreck-it Ralph: You didn’t see this movie until after you learned to drive.

 

Zootopia: You pretend to talk for your pets and get offended when you pretend to say something rude for them.

 

Moana: You sing WAY too loud in the shower.

 

Other: Well aren’t you special.

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