What Your Favorite Disney Movie Says About You*
*Probably. I mean, I’m not Psychic.
Sleeping Beauty: You’ve heard of “affirmative, enthusiastic consent,” but you’re not sure what it means.
The Little Mermaid: You say you’re a “collector,” but Ariel just made you feel okay about being a hoarder.
Beauty and the Beast: You got bullied for reading once and feel like you look good in blue.
Alice in Wonderland: You need help.
Aladdin: You have had uncomfortable feelings for at least one character in this film.
Tangled: You seem alright.
Hercules: You had a crush on Meg. Or maybe it was Phil. One of the two.
Mulan: You imagine your life in training/study montages more often than might be considered healthy.
The Lion King: You tried to live a “Hakuna Matata” lifestyle for all of five minutes until the anxiety set in, but you still like the song.
The Princess and The Frog: You’ve never kissed a frog, but you HAVE weighed the odds of it being magical more than once.
Frozen: You’re too young to drive.
Frozen II: You’re too young to know better.
Wreck-it Ralph: You didn’t see this movie until after you learned to drive.
Zootopia: You pretend to talk for your pets and get offended when you pretend to say something rude for them.
Moana: You sing WAY too loud in the shower.
Other: Well aren’t you special.