Dog Ate My Blog

No, really, reader, I had just finished up an amazing blog post about the greatest villain in all of English literature. I stepped away to grab a drink, and when I got back, Rosie the dog had hopped right up into my chair had eaten the blog. The only bit I could save was this last bit from the end:

“…that they hadn’t found a monster. They had made one.”

Here’s picture evidence from the crime scene. You can see the guilt in her eyes.

It’s a real shame, of course, but I guess you’ll never know how good it was now.

Don’t worry, though, she seems really apologetic. I’m sure we can move past this.