Holiday Memories

Sometimes it’s hard to tell what holiday memories will stay with you forever.

Sometimes it’s easy. This holiday, while we were out of town, my dog slipped out of the door without a leash on, ran through the woods, and bolted into a nearby cow pasture. She proceeded to pick a fight with an entire herd. Two electric fences, a kind neighbor, and an unspeakable mess later, we were safe, sound, and very, very smelly. Looking back now, it was a merry crisis… but hopefully not one we’ll be repeating next year.

You came into the wrong neighborhood, dawg.