My Dogs, A Study in Contrasts

Dog 1: Calm Inside, a Menace On Walks

Dog 2: A Menace Inside, Calm on Walks

Dog 1: Will Fight Me Every Step of the Way to a Bath, Then Calms Down

Dog 2: Stays Calm Until the Bath Starts, then Becomes an Escape Artist

Dog 1: No, Thank You, Pretty Much All Other Dogs

Dog 2: The World is My Friend and So Are You

Common Ground:

Dog 1: F*** Yeah, Carrots!

Dog 2: F*** Yeah, Carrots!