New York Times Opinion Titles That Sound Like Cries for Help

“I Fantasized About Multiple Timelines, and It Nearly Ruined My Life” -S.I. Rosenbaum

“This Isn’t What Millennial Middle Age Was Supposed to Look Like” -Jessica Grose

“America Is In Over Its Head” -Thomas Meaney

“Dear Mr. Chatbot, You Give Me Chills” -Readers

“Stay With Me, The World Is A Devastating Place” -Angelo Madsen Marx

“How Do You Serve A Friend in Despair?” -David Brooks

“The Memories I Ran From Found Me” - Inaki Dubourg

And perhaps worst of all…

“I Am Mourning The Loss of Something I Loved: McNuggets” -Adrian J. Rivera

…Are Y’all OK???