Pitch, Please Number Two

Welcome back to Pitch, Please, where I pitch sure-to-be film successes inventing movie premises based on prompts that I write with a little help from my old friend, the internet. Last week’s prompt, filled out by readers like you, was:

She’s a Unicorn. He’s a Spider. They said their love shouldn’t be. But sometimes love is deaf as well as blind. Their sensitive passion will change his exo-skeleton forever, but no one ever said love was easy.

Feeds-by-Night is the biggest, baddest spider in the Shadow Woods of Rahm-Kom. He commands respect, armies of ravenous spider young planning to devour the realms of men, and the love of a deadly Scorpion Queen.

There’s just one, itsy-bitsy problem. Feeds-by-Night’s heart belongs to someone else: Glitterina Goldenmane of Unicorn Valley. Glitterina spends her days with true-hearted maidens and posing by rainbows. But at night she wonders, could there be more to life? She’s about to find out.

Feeds-by-Night dawns a disguise to begin courting Glitterina by moonlight. But when his web of lies starts to unravel, Spider and Unicorn may find themselves in a sticky situation, and Feeds-by-Night will need to put his money where his mandibles are, because everything he cares about his hanging by a thread…

Title Card: What Tangled Webs, coming this Valentine’s Day

Want to be a part of movie history? Feel free to help me fill in the blanks on this next prompt in the comments or on Twitter @SharpeWrites with the hashtag, #pitchplease.

Crime is rampant. People are scared. The city needs a hero. Ashley Ames seems like an ordinary teen, but with the awesome power of _____________, it’s her destiny to become the super hero ________________. But she’s about to face her greatest foe yet: ___________________