First Thoughts on The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power

• Dang, this show is pretty.

• Harfoots 4 lyfe. Nori must be protected at all costs.

• Finrod… crap. I know this guy. I just read The Silmarillion a few months ago.

• Gil-go, Gil-gamon, Gil-gamesh seems like a big, dumb idiot.

• Crap, OK, where’s my copy of The Silmarillion, I need a glossary.

• I can see about five or six different ways they can play Star-Man, but I got no clue which one is which.

• Silmarils, Feanor, yes, I know what those are!

• Evil sword is really evil.

• Elrond’s a bro. Durin’s a bro.

• I’m digging Galadriel so far. I can see why they made her the center of the show.

• #makeorcsscaryagain

…Next episode, please.