Valentine’s Day 2023 Advice
I’ve been married for [REDACTED] number of years, so let me throw out a piece of advice to all the little Valentines getting ready for some kind of date tomorrow:
Don’t go to a restaurant on Valentine’s Day.
It’s like going out to eat on Mother’s Day; everywhere is full, the restaurants are swamped, and no one is at their best.
Exercise these other options:
Reschedule. Time is an illusion! Valentine’s Day is a celebration of getting married even though you might get murdered for it! It’s all made up, so pick a different day that you can actually enjoy.
Cook. Everybody needs to know how to make at least one good, restaurant-quality meal. Find yours. Stay home. Turn on a playlist and sing in the kitchen. If the cook messes up your order, good news: you know where they live.
That’s it, that’s the post.