A Scarcity of Seasonal Specters

I would like to lodge a complaint:

If the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future were DOING THEIR #$%&ING JOBS, surely we would have fewer monstrous-rich-person problems. It’s THEIR WHOLE THING.

If A Muppets Christmas Carol is anything to go by, Scrooge only employed like twelve people; talk about inefficient! There are nearly 3,000 billionaires in the world. Start at the top and work your way down by net worth!

Hell, just send Future around to a few at a time, he only needs like five minutes.

Until some wealthy sociopaths get haunted for the holidays, the rest of us are going to stay haunted for the duration.