Another Grumpy Old Man Rant

Road closures in my area have had me driving a lot more than usual lately, and I can’t help but notice that the world at large has lost its damn mind.

So, to all those folks on the road not using your turn signals, I hate you. At 70 MPH, I want to know where you’re going! At 55 MPH, I want to know where you’re going. At ANY SPEED ABOVE 0, I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING. You may feel comfortable drifting in and out of lanes like a ghost through the rooms of a haunted house, but I would prefer that my car did not meet your car. 

Look, in the cosmic scheme, none of us matter. We’re all colliding particles and timing. On a subatomic level, morality doesn’t exist. This is both freeing and frightening. But some collisions are worse than others, and if you can’t be bothered to LITERALLY lift a finger to keep the drivers around you safe, I hope all of your particles collide with the ever-burning sun because you are a bad person and you deserve it. 

Thank you for coming to my DreadTalk.