Death to Email

It’s time; I think we’ve all suffered enough. When was the last time you got a GOOD surprise in an email? I don’t just mean confirmation of something you expected or reassurance that something bad was avoided. I mean an actual, genuine GOOD surprise out of the blue in your inbox.

I’m prepared to bet it’s been at least six months. But when was the last time you received a frustrating email? Yeah. You don’t even have to think about it.

Email has had its day, but quite frankly it’s doing more harm than good now. If we all rise up in one voice, we can abolish it forever. You owe it to yourself. Live a proud, free life unburdened by notifications. The time is now. The place is here.

And just in case you need a reminder, I sent you an email invitation to the revolution marked URGENT. Please respond ASAP.