Happy Kill Robot Dinosaurs with Bows and Arrows Day

Friends, it’s one of the most sacred days of the year: Kill Robot Dinosaurs with Bows and Arrows Day. As such, I will be observing the traditional festivities of playing a great sci-fi robot-dinosaur hunting game. As it would happen, Horizon Forbidden West, the sequel to 2017’s Horizon Zero Dawn releases today (talk about a clever marketing move!).

But really, today is about togetherness. So whether your friends are from the Nora Tribe, the Carja, the Oseram, or, hell, even the Banuk, reach out today and offer to hunt a pterodactyl made of solar panels. Remember, KRDwBaA Day only comes once a year.