Embarrassing Spotify Wrapped
This year was anything but normal, and so are you, you absolute weirdo!
Your life is a movie! And your movie’s soundtrack was all eerie calliope music in minor keys to the tune of “Baby Shark!” (You Monster!)
You couldn’t get enough of the song, “Wacky Goat Noises Part 7!” You listened to this a logic-defying 7,000 times! It speaks to a flaw in your moral character!
But that wasn’t the only song in your rotation. Your top songs:
“Wacky Goat Noises Part 7!”
“My Heart Will Go On”
“Nevermind, My Heart Won’t Go On”
“Always Look on the Bright Side of Life”
“Aforementioned Weird Baby Shark Cover”
Your music’s aura… Spooky Thunder and Sprinkle Kittens.
You always understood the assignment… Your top genres are Animal Sounds, Court Recordings, Film Soundtracks, and Gregorian Monk Chants.
Let’s play two truths and lie…
Wait, no one wants to do that, ever? You just want your playlist! No, keep pretending this is fun!
Wow, what a year. We can’t wait to make up a bunch of new crazy nonsense for next year! Now get back to your goats, you disturbing aberration!