One-Star Reviews of Classic Literature

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn: I thought this was for kids? It’s a mile long and there’s so much cursing.

1984: The bad guys win?

Jane Eyre: Too many things happen to the sad orphan girl. Boyfriend is weird AF.

The Catcher in the Rye: Main character is a know-it-all.

The Red Badge of Courage: Too violent.

Waiting for Godot: Nothing Happens.

Notice: These reviews do not reflect the beliefs of Calvin Sharpe.