To Billie Joe Armstrong

Written By Calvin Sharpe

Mr. Armstrong,

I know I’ve let you down in the past. 20 times, to be exact. But this year? This year is different.

Wake up, Mr. Armstrong. Wake up!

Yours sincerely and most truly,

Calvin Sharpe

PS: This joke would have worked marginally better if I could link the music video, but SESAC and YouTube are fighting. Please let me know… When They Come Around.

Calvin Sharpe
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